Cyril the Squirrel!!!!!!

So I had my lasy exam today, and I didn’t really revise! It’s on eo f those exams where you can get the marks by not knowing it all in depth. That and I didn’t have any notes to revise from! It was my Maths D1 paper. For those of you who don’t know, D1, is like Descision maths, where by using certain theories (Chinese postman, travelling salesman… no jokes!) ANYWAY, I digress! The paper was really hard, bu still it was quite funny. There was one question that asked me to find the shortest route for the squirrelt to get from his house to all the little outposts to see if he had collected any nuts, and forgotten about them. I was told that he was a vain squirrelt, so had to travel along paths, and he was also a lazy squirrel, so he wanted to go the shortest route.

Needless to say i was pissing myself about the twat that studied the personality of this suirrel! But yeah! I found this pic, on the old google-bot, and made me laugh

But anyway! In the greater scheme of things, that exam isn’t that important, none of them are! All that matters is what you do for yourself! You don’t need a piece of paper, to get places, well! Not in what I@m looking to go into! (accounting!)

Until next time!

OLT

The american dream is collapsing

So i got in today, and F was with me at 1st lesson. (we both had frees) He saw the brochure that I got, and said it was too expensive for waht it is. And i was like, “but u said it was fine yesterday” and he was like, well now i don’t think it is. And I was like “wtf” because his parents said they’ll pay, and he was happy to pay the price before! GHHHHHHH!

Then the group split! Nt really, because we were all together, but we all had diferent ideas about what would be good. Me E and M were all for florida, and F, L, B, T and K were all for somewhere else, like spain, or centre parks, and i was like…. 1 is trampy, and the other is a different language!!!!!!!!

So now, Me E & M have changed where we were gunna stay, and decieded on somewhere £400 cheaper just so more ppl will want to come, but everyone is still being negative, and so my mini-group, is getting so pissed about it!

Y can’t ppl see the bigger picture!!!!!!!!!!

Driving in the wrong lane

So another day in my life passes, and things are looking up. Depite having the fake tan aftersun, It doesn’t look that bad atm. The redness is defo faded, so hopefully when i wake up tomoz, It’ll be mostly gone!

SO I drove to the travel agents today with my friend E. WE are looking to go to florida with our friend group (8-10 of us) in Sept ’09. So It’ll be good. I’ve done research on the internet previous to this, and they were quoting around £3000 per person. So I got a brochure from a treavel agents, and it ended up being around £2000, and sinse speaking to someone, It’s come don to £1750. So It’s all good news.

As a whole most ppl are positive bout it, but naturally, the syickler of the group B is dubious! She should just get the fuk over it! She’s one of the “i have to work for everything that i have!” Types and It’s REALLY frustratin!

Anyway, I had agreat time ou with E, and my mum had to come too. (Don;t have a full liscence yet) And then when I’d dropped E off, I went and collected m wages from Sunday! YAY!!!!! I LIKE MONEY! And as a result, I’m goin to b working on Saturday, at a school!!!!! (Oh no! hundreds of lil kids!!!!!)

Anyway! The driving in the wrong lane thing… I was listening to a sat nav, and It tol dme to stay left, and i did going up a slip road, and then it told me to bear right, so I had to make an illegal manoever to go where i wanted to go! Tsk! Then later, sum utter wanker swore at me, because i “cut him up” when he was going at like 50 mph in a 30 zone, so whatever. People like that have their dues comming to them!!!! Go Karma!

Now I’m just rambling, So I’ll catch up with you all later

OLT

Anyone order the lobster?

Ok, So I had work yesterday, which was good! It was fairly overcast when i wke up, so i didn’t bother with sun tan lotion. BIG MISTAKE! Want to hea an even WORSE mistake? I was wearing sunglasses! SO I’m sitting here in my room, With really painfully red arms, and panda eyes.

BUT! It gets worse

I asked my mum to get me some aftersun, so i wouldn;t be red for long. But she had to buy one with self tanning in it! So When I’m done being red, I’ll be orange!

I’m not being overdramatic, But I reckon I’ll look like this!

Except not stoned, or gay lookin!

But yeah! I’m sitting in my room right now, watching alan carr tooth fairy stand up DVD, and it’s really one of the best DVD’s ever! I cnt stop laughing. Anyway! I’m gunna go to sleep now, coz I want to get up early tomorrow!

Until next time,

OLT

Baby, we made the big time!

Google have put OLT into the search engine…. WOOP!

Which is great, because now I can visit my blog through google, and find it easily… but it’s about the only thing I can do on google.

Biggest search engine in the world, and they fill all search results with itms which are only SLIGHTLY related to the original search! Earlier I was search for politically incorrect cartoons, and there was some stupid shit, which have words politically, and incorrect on the page, but MILES apart.

But hey! good news for me I spose! more people gonna find me when they don’t want to, but w/e, a view is a view

Saturdays are boring!

So I’m sitting here, Still in my room, which is still a mess, and theres nothing for me to do! I’m gunna probably tidy my room in a mo, but so far toda, I’ve watched the finale of Pussycat Dolls present: Girlicious (those girls are smokin’) and then played tibia. I know that tibia is a lil bit geeky (for those of you who think im talking about the bone in your leg, you’re wrong! It’s a game) And I levelled up (lvl 21 woop!) But I’m getting really pissed off with all the tech in my room. My TV ariel doesn’t work, My TV won’t play DVD’s, My laptop won’t do ANYTHING fast. my mobile has no signal wherever it is in my room, and my DS is hiding from me.

At least I have work tomorrow

Update on the whole work/drama debate… Mum said she’ll phone in and say i have food poisening tomorrow… YAY! I’m off the hook!

BTW, If anyone here knows of any funny blogs that i can advertise here, then feel free to comment me. I could do with a laugh. Please could you be a smaller blog though. I like the small ones more then the HUgE Blogs. Thanks!!!

OLT

Taste of her own medicine

So, My sister came into my room today, telling me to delete pictures of my mums camera. I was not gonna do that, so i decided to do what was done to me oly yesterday.

“GET OUT MY ROOM!!!! MUUUUM!! MUUUM!! STEPH’S IN MY ROOM! GET OUT!”

Needless to say I got told off for a “needless outburst” and I was just stunned!

Then I had to give up the camera debargo, and delete my pictures. But what really pissed mee off was the fact that my mum who wasn’t even there started acting like the she-devil was a she-angel. “She only came into your room innocently for help. It was a simple request there was no need to fly off the handle.” So i told her that it was no different to what I’d done yesterday, and so i was told “That’s totally diferent!”

Oh well, I knew i couldn’t win, so I sat back on my bed, and resigned myself to my laptop.

Catch up with you later!

OLT

Good Morning

07-June-2008

I woke up this morning at around 10:45. Woop being lazy! I was having the strangest dream. I don’t remeber all of it, but i remember some. My friend from drama, Alex had a basket with a HUGE amount of little chocolate eggs in (the small ones wrapped in foil) and she was in my lounge. Other people were there too, but there weren’t people that i knew. Then she turned, and said “oh! Jacks here!” and let him in. (just a note… Jack is a boy at my college, who IS gay. Y’know, the sort who wear high heels, and carry a handbag etc) and anyway, he walked in, and was fat (In real life he is REAL skinny, but not overskinny) The next thing i know, I’m down my old street, and we’re just down the road a bit, and then the dream sorta ended. Then a nother dream began. I weas in M&S looking at jmpers, and there was a flock of old people there too. (real random) and every jumper i picked up, and old man would take, the moment i put it down. I din’t buy any jumpers in the end (which is a shame, because i like jumpers!) and as i was leaving, i saw my drama teacher, Debbie, walking away, i calle her, but she didn’t turn around, and just kept walking.

I’m no expert on dream analysis, but I DO know what the last part of the last dream was about. I’m supposed to be in a “showcase” for drama tomorrow, but my mum called up mwhere i work (bouncy castle attendant, woop!) and said that I was free this sunday for work! So I’m supposed to be working tomorrow too. I’ve sorta been told by my mum, and sister (but she can fuck of!) that work is more important as i need the money. I know I’m going to be disappointing the drama group, but at the end of the day, I don’t have the main part, and it’s only 20 minutes long so w/e. I’m gunna getmum to call the tomorrow, and tell them I have food poisening or something. And I’m gunna say, that Debbie walking away is essentially me walking away from drama tomorrow.

oh well, catch up with you later today!

OLT

WOOP! 1st viewer

Just a note to say, thank you to the first viewer of my blog! Appreciated Muchly!

OLT

Introduction to OverlookedTeen

06-June-2008

If you’re reading this then thanks! I’ve never really kept a diary of any sort, let alone an internet based one! The reason for me to start this actually a really mundane one. My sister came home for the summer from university last night, and within 24hrs, she did what she did best, drive a wedge between my folks and me!

But more of that later. 1st off, I’m OverlookedTeen. I’d use my real name, but i don’t REALLY want people that know me to know about this. I’m a 17-year-old boy living in the UK in a REALLY small villiage. I have a mum, dad and older sister.

I’m a private person, and actually quite a quiet person, until you get to know me, then I’m rhe extrovert of any group. I’ve never been in love, and I’ve been single for the last 4 years, as i went to an all boys school. I’m fairly feminine, and it wouldn’t be unfair to say I’m camp, but I’m not gay! This is an issue with most people when they meet me. It’s irritating, as i was bullied quite badly for 5 years at the all boys school aforementioned. I don’t care about the taunts, they took nothing from me, but the damage to my confidence is something I’ll be eternally jaded about.

I like drawing, comic characters mostly, I wish i could regress to a nicer time, like wheni was in proimary school, when (unlike the 5-years of torture) I had a lot of friends. God! So much to explain! OK, I went to my secondary school with none of my friends from primary school. I didn’t mind at first, as i thought I@d just make new friends. But the people I wanted to be friends with didn’t like me, and already had their own groups of friends. So anyway, a year passed, and i didn’t tell my parents that I’d been bullied, because i didn’t want them to know. Well, I didn’t want my mum to know. I don’t really talk to my dad, but more on that later.

SO the years passed, and i eventually got a group of friends, but tehy were a year below me. That was more fuel for the bullies “Go talk your year 9 friends” etc etc. But that didn’t bother me. Friends aren’t judged by how old they are! I was always a talented boy, especially in maths, but i didn’t want to stand out, so I coasted along, slipping back into the pack. I do regret that, as my exams results were less the desireable. Not bad, but not good. I got (for GCSE) an A*, 6B’s, 3C’s, and a D.

I left my school, a broken child, who took their anger out on those around him, namely my parents. But then I got to college, and everything changed. On the bus I met a girl who is a great friend. I don’t really speak to her THAT much, but i know that I can if i want to, or have a problem. But I’m stubborn, and never ask people for help that know me. I’m always the happy-go-lucky one. Anyway, I found a group that would accept me, and I’ve never been happier. Theres 10 of us in our groupand i get one with every single one of them. Then theres the casual friend that are friends in classes taht i have, but only an occasional “hi!” if i see them in corridors. But thats kool! I don’t get bullied at all now though, so i know that it was a good move for me to go there. Whats better, is that I was elected onto the student council. It may seem a bit geeky, but it WAS a vote by the entire college, because I (and 11 others) are now in charge of all school social events, which is a really good thing! But it made me feel accepted finally. I didn’t make president, but i did make it!

Ok, so now you know the major events in my life, a bit about me, so heres the problem i have at the moment.

My sister went to university last october, and we got along great. I went up to see her once, and it was fine. but whenever she comes home it’s a warzone. She is the most manipulative shrew that i know (and i made our entire year believe a boy ate hair!!)

So she got home yesterday, and her room was filled with all her stuff from uni, so she asked if she could watch TV in my room, and i was like “sure!” everything was ok, she went to bed, and blah blah blah…

Then earier tonight, she came in my room, and demanded my TV arial (mine was playing up) So i begrudgingly gave it o her, and then said that I’d have to watch Big brother in her room tonight, as I couldn’t watch it. That’s when she point blank refused. So i was in her room, trying to get her to see things from my room (I DID let her in my room for like 2hrs the previous night after all) And then she resorted to a trick taht a 6-year-old would resort to. Screaming “GET OUT MY ROOM! YOU’RE NOT ALOUD IN HERE! MUM!!!!!!” so I left her room and went to mine (just opposite) and then I got told off for going in her room. And i mean REALLY! there are wars in Africa and Sudan and my mum thinks that the worst thing in the world is that i went into my sisters room to ask a favour. Tsk!

I went online for a while adn then i saw my sister was watching a DVD, so again i asked her for a favour, but this time to borwo her arial back. YET MORE SCREAMING! Then my mum comes up and say to my sister teat what she was doing was a bit out of order,. To which she starting lying about what i had said. SO I opened my bedroom door and said, shut up you lying cow! what the hell is your problem!

Next thing you know, my mms starts having a go at me, saying how i always want things my way,.. then she went on to say that i was lazy, and all I ever did was watch TV and eat. So i slammed my door in her face, as i wasn’t gonna get insulted for sweet fuck all!

And taht’s when i started this blog. So if anyone has any tips for me, I’d really appreciate it!

Yours,

OLT